oh i love this!

ever since i first saw the skinny jean
i have disliked it
probably because i knew, even as a child,
skinny jeans look stupid
on me.
on you.
on everyone.
but then again
i am reminded i am not the most fashionable person
by the fact that i would rather live in pajama pants
and a zip up hoodie.
i was so excited during the 90's when skin tight jeans
were just not cool
but to my utter disappointment
thanks to the gap
the skinny jeans came back
ugh!
but thankfully,
there is now proof that the skinny jean is the work of the devil....
medical proof!!!
YAY!!! i love that!!!
so please, for your health, but more importantly, for me,
stop wearing the skinny jeans!!!

awesome

dear person who stole my phone,
you don't know me, but you know my phone.
actually you probably know me better than i know you, being that you have access to my phone call records, text messages, pictures, and calendar.
i don't have anything to hide, but it kind of bothers me that you know so much about me, and all i know about you....is that you don't seem to be very smart.

i'm not saying i'm the smartest person in the world,
especially when it comes to stealing,
in fact i'm not sure i know how to steal at all,
but i do feel like you might need to know these few tips.

• when you steal a phone, off the charger, you might want to take the charger too. eventually the phone's battery will die down, and then what will you do? it wasn't like the charger wasn't available to you, being that you had to physically unplug the phone from the charger.
  
• when you steal a phone, it probably isn't smart to respond to text messages from people whose names are saved in the phone. those people actually know the person that owns the phone, and your sketchy ghetto talk comes across as "strange" to the person you might have texted. (example: dat blu 1)
  
• when you steal a phone, maybe you shouldn't answer the phone when people call whose name and number are saved in the phone. being that they actually do know the person who you stole the phone from, and they might find it weird that someone answers the phone, and just makes noise. in fact those people might actually call back again.
  
• speaking of people calling the phone back again, they are calling because they want to talk to the person that owns the phone. so, maybe, just maybe you shouldn't feel the need to call one of them back and ask a question like "why you keep calling this verizon phone?" and then don't follow that question up with "my sister done stole dis phone." really?!?! i'm pretty sure the person you just told that to, figured you didn't get the phone from the store!
  
• and if you do choose to call a person back, who has been calling the phone which was stolen, next time, you might not want to call from an unblocked land line, that can be traced, being that it is attached to a physical address. even if you did make a choice to call from a home that wasn't yours, the person that let you into their house, to use their phone, actually knows you, and is willing to give your name to the police, after the police trace the number, find the address, and spend lots of time at the home of the phone which you chose to use to call said person back.
  

so, dear not so smart person who stole my phone from my classroom at school right off the charger,
i hope that you have learned a few things from this experience,
but if not, i hope these suggestions might help you a little bit.
and remember, you're awesome
at being a complete idiot!

sincerely,
l.o.v.

really?!?!

i spent last night at one of the best concerts i've seen this year,
ok
it was the only concert i have seen this year,
but either way
it was GREAT!!
i had a blast, and loved each and every minute of it
but like most great moments in my life,
i learn a lot!

so while i was there
sitting in my lawn seat
(and speaking of, my ticket said that my seat was row 143 seat 476....umm, ok
and you know, i counted out blades of grass until i found that exact spot!)
i realized a few things that i probably should have known before

- some people must not have mirrors at home

- cowboy boots go with all different types of outfits

- for some reason, paying $10 to rent a chair you will not sit in during the concert is a great way to spend your money

- people enjoy public displays of affection, and might as well be kristina's neighbor

- people get really really bent out of shape when their beer is messed with, and will start a fight, even if their daughter is sitting on their shoulders....cause that is good parenting....right?!?!

-apparently you can dance like you are on a pole even to the song let her cry

-and if pole dancing isn't good enough for you, why not try for a "grinding" group dance?!?!


- people put blankets down, not to cover their sitting area, but to allow others a cleaner path to walk on

- paying $9 for a personal pizza (aka a slice of pizza) doesn't mean it will taste good

- there is no need to wait in line for a bathroom, when god put bushes on this earth

- no matter what, people are super cordial in a parking lot, and no one EVER gets out of their car to fight!


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sorry for posting twice in one day, i know, i never do that....
but i guess i had a post scheduled for today, and didn't realized it before i posted this one....
it must be lack of sleep!!
so .....
if you read this one, go read the one below this one, cause you might have the answer to my questions!! :)

random

i had been trying to find out how to make my friend's buttons scroll for a few months now! i've been searching high and low....but apparently i wasn't using the right phrases for my search.....
do any of you have that problem? i sure do love google, but from time to time, i really wish it knew what i was thinking!!

so a big thank you to alex for helping me get my buttons to scroll!!
go check out her blog!!
and while you are there....grab her button....
and if you are in the button grabbing mood....grab mine too!


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from this post
some of you wanted to know....
what is wc?

wash cloths
wine coolers
whipped cream
wood chuck
white chocolate

your ideas......were great.....
and made me laugh....
so i totally googled wc...
and decided to add to that list....

weatherford college
world cup
wc (william l. calhoon, jr....he is a rapper)
workers' compensation
west central
weselyan college
war crimes
world connect
wing commander

so....what is wc?
that was flakes way of saying
wood chuck
which is my fav!!

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so my bloggy friend randi
LOOOOOOOVES make up!
most of the time,
i just read the post.....
and don't comment
BUT lately randi has been having lots of fun changing her backgrounds.....
so the other day i was over on her blog and decided to comment on this post
i personally have nothing to add to a make-up conversation....
so i left a comment that said....
don't do makeup
......
so i'm gonna comment on your background....totally cute!
which sparked jam's curiosity.....
wondering about the fact that i "don't do makeup"
so jam....this is for you....
yes...i don't do makeup
it makes me feel icky...and sticky.....and i just don't understand the need of it.....
i can count on one hand how many times i have had makeup on in the past 10 years....
and .... i have pictures of both occasions....

the day i got my bridal portraits done....
and the day flake and i got married...
i personally felt like i looked like a street walker....
and after my portraits were done....i had lunch with flake and he said...."what's wrong with your eyes?" guess he thought so too!
but in all honesty....i look pretty much the same as i do any other day!
so....jam....
does that fill your need for pictures?!?!

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speaking of weddings.....
my brother is getting married this weekend! yay!

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this......
totally was google's april fools
and apparently, they have done stuff like that in the past!
2000
2002
2004
2005
2006
2007 & this
2008 & this (which i think is my favorite!)
those silly google techs!
i guess they need to have some fun now and then.....
either that, or know what i am thinking when i type in .....whatever i want to know!

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i'm sure you have all seen the etrade videos with the little baby....
totally cute!
he cracks me up!

when it comes to cute, the etrade baby is right up there with zoe!

but this got me thinking....

i wonder.....do you think my nephew mason would like to do some trading?

say.....some uncle flake and aunt l.o.v. time....for....a cat?!?!

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have a happy monday!
:)