my little friend....
who happens to keep me very entertained
who happens to be 5
who happens to be a boy
who happens to be special (living with a diagnosis that falls on the autism spectrum)
who happens to be very articulate
comes up with some awesome things to tell the class....
all school year long i have heard these things come from him
and wondered....
wow....why would a 5 year old say that
"you aint the boss of me....mrs. boy is"
"bom chicka wah wah"
"mrs. boy, i don't smoke weed"
"i'll suspend you"
"what the hell"
"i drink beer."
"my uncle said he was gonna beat the hell out of me if i didn't stop calling him an asshole"
"would peter griffin say that?"
well, i'm not sure how you feel, but for me....
i'm pretty sure this takes the quote of the day....week....month....year award
"i'm not pregnant"
but just incase you might not think so,
i'm sure he will repeat it another 100 times today,
just as he has been for the past week!
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...and that's a good thing...
Seriously, you should write a book.
oh that's funny! my favorite was the one about his uncle! LOL!
Ha! I am sure he keeps you entertained.
thats seriously hilarious... i bet you almost laugh all day loooong! happy friday!
Hey, I say those things too!!
That's hilarious! I'm with Leah, the uncle one really takes the cake.
You gotta love those little folks like that! Don't you just love when they say stuff like that!
the uncle one is quite funny!
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